Seen-A-Malik

After going through an excruciatingly painful yet sheepishly exciting bit of research on our one and only Wild Woman, Veena Malik, This is what I have to say…

… Frecking Hilarious!!

I say this in a condescending tone of voice, of course. This girl is so oblivious to the realities of life, that it’s absorbingly painful in a weird and unhindered way.

You think NATO dropped a bomb on us? Wait till you see this acclaimed “Pakistani Weapon of Mass Destruction” with her rather tart but enthusiastic, show of obscenity on the Cover page of FHM India, where she flamboyantly reveals her self-proclaimed, “Toned and muscular body.” which by the way is also slightly (massively) photo-shopped.

Another thing that seems to be remarkable and attention-grabbing besides the obvious… ;) …is the visually loud and apparent tattoo of the renowned Pakistani Intelligence agency ISI; stamped on her right shoulder.

I’m assuming that’s just her way of, “showin’ da love!”

Now after a long and hectic analysis of the situation I ask, what else do you want from her folks?

She goes all over the world and makes Pakistan popular well not in a good way, but still, she loves the ISI to such an extent that she tattooed it to her arm; for life!, she disciplines the old mullahs who force their gaunt faces and clerical judgments on her, she even took off her God dam clothes for you!! Jesus on a bicycle, what else do you want? You entertainment-hungry-soul-consuming monsters!

All jokes aside,

It was pretty obvious that the Pakistani people were eagerly anticipating her next move to be of a similar nature as to what she has done now, so this shouldn’t come off as a surprising fixation to us. This is how we know her and this is how we have to accept her. Or not!

Maybe we should just get them to pass a “fatwa” requiring her to immediately cease to exist; or make another Salman Rushdie case out of her. I don’t know, but just in case you’re a terrorist or an angry feminist and reading all this is making you angry, please don’t hate me! She’s the one who has been bad; very; very bad, in fact.

In conclusion, I wonder:

Was this an “ultramodern” act of rebellion? Or was she just trying to do something that’s avant-garde in her own little world?  Rest assured, whatever has been done; she has definitely broken new barriers, at least when it comes to how Pakistani Women are perceived all over the world. Let’s hope she gets what she deserves, which could be loads of money, fame, love, respect and power. Or… like I said, if you’re still reading Mr. terrorist-blog-reader-guy and the angry-feminist-lady, let’s get her a fatwa!