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Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Veena Malik Brouhaha

Having an opinion about Veena Malik, much like Veena’s clothing itself, is strictly optional. What is not acceptable is occupying a position of neutrality in the fight between Veena and her holier-than-thou critics. Veena Malik’s nude photo shoot in FHM India, which she and her publicist are claiming was doctored but the magazine’s editor insists was genuine, is not something to give our enthusiastic support to. One of the greatest mistakes liberals make is to support every action that upsets the morality brigade rather than to argue for the principle that each individual is free to choose their own path, no matter how wrong-headed it may be, so long as it doesn’t harm others. What we must be ready to do is enthusiastically defend Veena from the attacks that are sure to come her way.
Even more important is to fight back against the vision for Pakistan that the likes of Veena’s attackers are trying to impose on us. For them, the country should be a soulless place where diversity is not permitted and women are to be kept cloaked. This is not to say that one is at all condoling indecency; rather, the point is that we need to be less controlling and judgemental as far as women are concerned. That they are willing to enforce this vision with the force of arms only adds to the case against them. Pakistan is a country large enough to accommodate the likes of both Veena Malik and Mufti Naeem.
Moreover what is being completely ignored is that Veena’s side is denying the photo shoot ever took place. Regardless of the denial, we are quick to judge her, as we have been quick to judge other women. As a society, we seem to unfairly subject women to a much higher standard, indicative of a misogynist/patriarchal mindset. Even if she has done the photo shoot, there will be those who will accuse her of doing it only for shock value, for deliberately offending the sensibilities of the majority of the nation. They may well be right. But Pakistan should not become a country where something is banned simply because a lot of people don’t like it. The rights due to minorities should extend to minority opinions and actions that may not be to the liking of the majority. That is the very essence of a tolerant society.

Seen-A-Malik

After going through an excruciatingly painful yet sheepishly exciting bit of research on our one and only Wild Woman, Veena Malik, This is what I have to say…

… Frecking Hilarious!!

I say this in a condescending tone of voice, of course. This girl is so oblivious to the realities of life, that it’s absorbingly painful in a weird and unhindered way.

You think NATO dropped a bomb on us? Wait till you see this acclaimed “Pakistani Weapon of Mass Destruction” with her rather tart but enthusiastic, show of obscenity on the Cover page of FHM India, where she flamboyantly reveals her self-proclaimed, “Toned and muscular body.” which by the way is also slightly (massively) photo-shopped.

Another thing that seems to be remarkable and attention-grabbing besides the obvious… ;) …is the visually loud and apparent tattoo of the renowned Pakistani Intelligence agency ISI; stamped on her right shoulder.

I’m assuming that’s just her way of, “showin’ da love!”

Now after a long and hectic analysis of the situation I ask, what else do you want from her folks?

She goes all over the world and makes Pakistan popular well not in a good way, but still, she loves the ISI to such an extent that she tattooed it to her arm; for life!, she disciplines the old mullahs who force their gaunt faces and clerical judgments on her, she even took off her God dam clothes for you!! Jesus on a bicycle, what else do you want? You entertainment-hungry-soul-consuming monsters!

All jokes aside,

It was pretty obvious that the Pakistani people were eagerly anticipating her next move to be of a similar nature as to what she has done now, so this shouldn’t come off as a surprising fixation to us. This is how we know her and this is how we have to accept her. Or not!

Maybe we should just get them to pass a “fatwa” requiring her to immediately cease to exist; or make another Salman Rushdie case out of her. I don’t know, but just in case you’re a terrorist or an angry feminist and reading all this is making you angry, please don’t hate me! She’s the one who has been bad; very; very bad, in fact.

In conclusion, I wonder:

Was this an “ultramodern” act of rebellion? Or was she just trying to do something that’s avant-garde in her own little world?  Rest assured, whatever has been done; she has definitely broken new barriers, at least when it comes to how Pakistani Women are perceived all over the world. Let’s hope she gets what she deserves, which could be loads of money, fame, love, respect and power. Or… like I said, if you’re still reading Mr. terrorist-blog-reader-guy and the angry-feminist-lady, let’s get her a fatwa!

FHM India 2nd Cover Option With Veena Malik

After not being in the limelight for quite a while Veena has done it once again! She posed nude for an Indian Magazine, apparently they say she did it for Free, they shot two options for the Cover, this is the second image!

Veena represents Pakistan there in India and should know she has done in this picture, as she has justified herself before with full emotions and tamed by the audience and media both, Surely she is one actress who knows how to draw eyeballs towards her, but the way of being famous chosen by her is beyond adulthood and just because of her vulgarity in a sacred month for Muslims is a redundant ignominy, she has always been controversy's favorite child courtesy her link-up with Muhammad Asif and her on-off affair with “Assshhhhmit Patel”, seemed all set to create yet another controversy with her adult photo shoot.

On the other side, issue that has taken place is that Veena talks about controversial topics like Hijaab and Work related visas.

She would do anything to get some attention going towards her, She does not actually care if the whole world hates her as long as shes getting famous. She has done nude photoshoots before, but the most controversial thing being here is the ISI tattoo part, Her manager denies this, She is a little confused about it, FHM India Editor claims Veena was a big part of the concept. Well I guess its not surprising that she would do this to get some fame, but is she that dumb, that when Pakistan is in the middle of a crisis situation where NATO forces killed 24 army personnels, where the US is claiming that ISI has been helping out the Taliban's and the whole worlds watching.. here comes a nude ISI chic from Pakistan...

Friday, December 2, 2011

Veena Malik Has Gone The Full Distance By Baring It All For Men's Magazine FHM

Pakistani actress Veena Malik, who is best known for her stint in Bigg Boss 4, has gone the full distance by baring it all for men's magazine FHM.

Veena, who has always been controversy's favorite child courtesy her link-up with banned Pakistani cricketer Muhammad Asif and her on-off affair with Ashmit Patel, seemed all set to create yet another controversy with her adult photo shoot. Veena has not only revealed it all but has even gone ahead and got an ISI tattoo on her arms. This picture has been shot by ace photographer Vishal Saxena.

The issue also has Veena talking about controversial topics like Hijaab and Work related visas.

Surely here is one actress who knows how to draw eyeballs towards her.